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Jokes for the Kids!


If the red house was made out of red bricks, and the blue house was made out of blue bricks, what was the green house made out of?
Glass!

What runs but never walks?
Water!

What is white when its dirty and black when its clean?
A blackboard!

What has one eye but cannot see?
A needle!

What kind of coat you can put on which doesn't have buttons, a zipper, or sleeves?
A coat of paint.

What do you throw out when you need it and take in when you don't need it?
An anchor!

What belongs to you, other people use it a lot, but you hardly every use it?
Your name!

 

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